Hey, I'm Hyper. I have no idea what to write about myself without sounding like a conceited twat, so here's some facts about me.

• I'm aged 35 and from Australia.
• Streamer since 2016. I've seen some shit.
• Shameless. I do dumb shit for the lols.
• Variety streamer, streaming whatever I'm into.
• ADHD. It's my superpower and curse.
• Very ranty boi Don't get me started.
• Speaks ungodly amounts of profanity.
• Very loud boi. Maybe turn speakers down.
• Ex-games journo, specialising in reviews.
• I make the code go brrr for my day job.
• Also owns a graphic design business.

Business Email: [email protected]

You literally click Okay, Got it! before you can chat in the stream, but here's a reminder of what to do and what not to do while you're here.

1. Don't be a dickhead.
2. Don't be a creep.
3. Don't unload all of your problems in chat.
4. Don't ask to be a moderator.
5. Don't tell me to play a specific game.
6. Don't get pissy if I say no to something.
7. Backseat gaming is allowed if I ask for help.
8. Profanity is fine as long as it isn't excessive.
9. Make us proud. Share your wins with chat!
10. Enjoy the stream and the company of chat.
11. Engage in playful banter.

NOTE: My mods enjoy using the banhammer.

Streaming for me isn't about making phat stacks of cash or turning content creation into a career.

But if you're keen to part with your money, you can do so by clicking the banner above or donating to one of the charities below.

• Hutt Street Centre
• Starlight Children's Foundation
• Minus18 LGBTQIA+ Youth Charity
• The Trevor Project LGBTQIA+ Charity
• Fibromyalgia Australia
• ADHD Foundation Australia
• RSPCA Australia
• Animal Welfare League

Whatever you choose to do, I appreciate you.

There is no expectation to sub. Ever.