Wait, you're Aureylian's brother? Yes and you're welcome for bringing that glitter catastrophe before your eyes with her 1337 dying skills.

Why are you the leader of Onions? Because, I may seem like an emotionless sarcastic jerk, but just like an onion, each time you peel a layer, you find the same thing underneath... and then you start to cry. You are my mini onions

You are an MMA fighter? The rumors are true. Training for fights takes up most of my free time that I could use to stream. Keep your eyes open, one day you'll catch me on that old thing they call a TV.

1. This is Thunderdome! Wait, NO! We are sophisticated monions and you should carry yourself in that regard.
2. Do NOT disrespect the mods, myself, or other monions. We are a family.
3. Different people have different views and you should all be allowed to express them in NON-offensive ways. Someone disagreeing with you is neither offensive or threatening, mmmkay?
4. Common sense. It's not dead, use it while here.

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They say a Yeti has never been photographed. They have not seen my Instagram

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With work and MMA training, it's hard to set down an exact schedule. However, I currently stream every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday night at 8:00pm until 12:30pm ET. Make sure to follow me on Twitter to stay up to date.