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I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to my hut. But I has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. The glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But monkey has fancy plans, and pants to match. Monkey clown horrible karate browned and yummy like a cute small baby chick will now eat the donkey.
Q: How old are you?
A: 7000
Q: What?
A: Exactly
Q: What is wrong with you?
A: Concentrate and ask again?
Q: What are you?
A: Half sharkalligator half man
Q: Is it true that you speak windchime?
A: Yes, and I am able to translate cat into human sign language
Q: Do you sexually identify as an attack helicopter?
A: Yes
Q: Which way do you swing baby?
A: I am proudly straight, but money is money.
Q: Is it a fact that you also have a secret polar bear heritage you don't like talking about?
A: No comment
Q: Are you dead?
A: Sort of. I am the GHOST of FUTURE RETRO™!
Q: Do you believe the most important freedom mankind has is the freedom of speech?
A: Yes, even if I do not agree with the speech.
Q: Do hoverboards work on water without powaa?
A: No, you bojo!
Q: Should headphone users use headphones to get the best experience?
A: Absolutely most likely might depend