<20 Fun time jingle to celebrate your kindness.
>20 Better fun time jingle, appropriately scaled to reflect increased kindness level.
>100 Incredible jingle, scaled even further toward insanity and opulence to better reflect your godlike kindness.
$4.20 Themed alert to identify with stoned cunts in the audience.
$6.66 Themed alert to identify with metal cunts in the audience.
$13.37 Themed alert to identify with sick cunts in the audience.
$21.90 Themed alert to identify with hungry cunts in the audience.
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