I'm Dandalf (aka Dan) when I was ten I got a letter in the mail inside was a magical radioactive spider that bit me and.. wait.. maybe.. Or I've read too many books in my old age. Either way I was on an adventure with my sidekick shortround. Exploring an ancient Aztec ruin in search of a great treasure, after fighting a balrog we stumbled upon the hat of destiny. Made with the legendary spool of wool. One spool to rule them all.. I took the hat and was set upon by commander Shepard and a curious little runt called link. All he did was grunt.. good times.. now I just sit back and raise a house of hobbits while sharing my madness with the world