"Throw some gold at me. If I like what I see I'll read it to the entire world. Donations are non-refundable. If that's an issue, take it up with my legal team. I don't have time to play giggle games. I really don't."
"The video game world is mine. Period. I demonstrate this belief not just through extraordinarily high level gameplay on this channel, but also through my mentality in the skiddishly skinny social world. Follow me on Twitter."
"What is real content you ask? Go to my YouTube channel and find out. This is no wishy washy soft cupcake gaming channel so watch your mouth when you talk to the two-time back-to-back video game champion like that. Trust me."
"I hate to say it but damn I'm perfect. From NBA JAM, to HALO, to CALL OF DUTY, to FORTNITE, anything and everything relating to athleticism, I'm literally perfect. I bet you don't even know what athleticism means. That's the difference."