Q: Why are there videos of you playing tennis on the internet? A: Because someone had a camera while I was on court.
Q: How old are you? A: Guess.
Q: You're really bad at Fortnite A: That's not a question.
Q: What's your favorite game? A: Used to be League, then I grew up.
Q: Can I have a free PC? A: Yes I just need your credit card for a sec.