Q. Where are you from ??
A. Federal United States of Balkan
Q. Who is the President ??
A. Zlatan Ibrahimović
Q. Where is DaClubb ??
A. On Paradise Island between Bangladesh and Kirgistan
Q. Why are you not streaming from Balkan ??
A. No internet
Q. Where did you get the money for DaClubb ??
A. Not your problem
Q. What car do you drive ??
A. Bugatti Chiron DC turquoise
Q. Why turquoise ??
A. What color is your Bugatti ?
Q. How old are you ??
A. Enough to be your sugar daddy
Q. Why are you cocky sometimes ??
A. It's a normal thing in Balkan